Three men die and go to Heaven. When they get there, St. Peter asks the first
man "how long were you married?".. the man replies, "15 years".. . Peter then asks the
man "how many times did you cheat?".. the man says "seven times".. . Peter then
says, "wow that sooks.. you see that old Buick over there?.. that' s yours". So the man
takes it and drives it into Heaven.
Then St. Peter asks the second man the same two questions.. the man
replies, "I was married for 25 years and I only cheated twice".."' wow", St. Peter
said.." that' s pretty decent... you see that Vette over there?.. It' s yours. So the man
takes it and drives it into Heaven.
Finally, St. Peter asks the third man the same two questions.. the man replies,
I was happily married for so years and I never cheated on mylife". Astounded, St.
Peter said, "wow, that' s amazing.. you see that Bugatti over there?.. That one is yours."
And the man takes it and drives it into Heaven.
A couple of days go by and the first two guys are enjoying their time in
Heaven. They see the third man pulled over on the side of the road. "' s the
matter", they say.. The man says, "I just saw mawile driving a skateboard."
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