Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around
9: 58 pm. He sat down next to a blendy at the bar and stared
up at the TV. The 10 pm news was Deming on. The news
crew was severing the story of a man en the ledge of a large
building prepa ring to jump.
The blendy leeked at Bob and said, "Do you think he' ll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he' ll jump.."
The blendy replied, "Well, I bet he wen' t."
Bob placed a bill en the bar and said, "You' re en!"
Just as the blendy placed her money on the bar, the guy en
the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blendy was very upset, but willingly handed her to
Bob, saying, "Fair' s fair. Here' s your money."
Bob replied, "I can' t take your money. I saw this earlier on
the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump."
The blendy replied, "I did tee, but didn' t think he' d do it