Anti Jokes Part 1 (READ DESCRPITION)
Why did little Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
What' s worse than finding a worm in
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus
Why did the girl fall of the bike?
Because she was retarded
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw
forks at her.
Why can' t Micheal J fox draw a perfect
Because drawing a perfect
circle is nearly impossible for
What did the boy with no arms or
legs get for Christmas?
What' s green with wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
What' s worse than spilling coffe on
your brand new shirt?
Getting raped by a giant
A duck walks into a bar and the
bartender says "What' ll it be?"
The duck didn' t say anything
because it' s a duck
A horse walks into a bar and the
bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "My wife is
dying of terminal cancer."
What would George Washington do if
he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top
of his coffin.
What' s the differnce between a bicycle
and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man
is a human being.
Disclaimer: Not all of these are
50 for never again!