I would like all my Facebook friends to comment on this status about how you met
me, Buti want you to LIE, That' s right. Just make it up. After you comment, copy
this to your status so I can do the same,
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pain sucks. '
2 hours ago . Like
so one day i ate 20 pounds of cheese, i know, it sounds
excessive, but shit happens. anyway, i couldnt poop for lemonth,
day after day the pain built to a crescendo of misery, every morning,
and every evening i would try and try to push the massive log out my
tiny sphincter, but itjust wouldnt happen.
Then, exactly so days after i ate that massive block of cheese, i
knew something was different, so, that morning, after pt with chesty
puller, flowered my silkie shorts and sat on the pot,,,
the battle lasted all day and well into the evening. finally at about
2000 hours, i felt a rumble building. adjust the right moment, i
pushed like i had never. pushed before. my hole tore in two, blood
sprayed everywhere and a massive, solid brick of shit (iwep out of my
butt with the force of a bullet and shattered the toilet.
I named that brick of poo“ and ever since, we have been best
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