7 signs that Winnie the Pooh characters are on drugs:
Eeyore the Donkey doesn' t care
about anything, has slaw reactions,
and lack of motivation: Marijuana
Piglet is afraid of everything
and is paranoid of mommy
Being chased: Mushrooms.
Rabbit gets into everyone' s
business and constantly
needs everrything: Cocaine.
t calm down,
bounces all the lime, and
is never bited: Ecstasy.
Pooh loves sweets and has
the wildest imagination: LSD.
Robin can
talk to animals: Hallucinogens.
Owl is always there to help
anyone who needs it, Dealer.
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