Haw I' m just messin.
Have some trolldad quickies.
Hey son, can T
give you a hand'?
Yes please.
Hey Dad! Do you
like my new
shampoo?
Sham?! That smells
like reallol to me!
But in the end you still
wound up using a SH inch
floppy.
Hahah! The computers
fer my generation are
way better than what
you had!
Dad, when I' m older would
you be willing to get a
car" for me?
That' d be a hell of a trade!
of course!
Sometimes T feel like
I' got the brain of
a complete idiota From what I' seen your
brain' s nowhere near" complete!
Sweetie that' s
Hey Dad, did you like
the T ? Thaw neat, but what
about my poems? Five monkeys,
Given infinite Lime, a thousand ten minutes.
monkeys with typewriters would
recreate the entire works of
Shakespeare.
I' ll never be successful
with women!
What' s that?
Getting an active sex life is like A good hand-
winning at: poker. You already have
what you need.
Dad, whats the best birth
control method?
They are?
Stay away from condoms,
they' re too expensive. I tep, arro tit a aw
years back and I' m still
paying for it.
Dad, why did you end
up leaving Ham? and T just wanted one
thing from too many women.
Sorry son, your mother just
wanted too many things from
one man.
Dad, is there an exercise
machine that' ll help me drop A guider: Stine.
IO pounts of ugly fat?
Dad, how do T make flaw : ould that
my boobs bigger?
make them bigger?
Get some toilet tissue and
rub it gently between your
breasts every day.
Dunno, but it clearly
worked on your ass.
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