Voted Bestgore in Ireland
John O' Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here' s to spending the rest of me life, between
the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
John went home and told his wife, "Mary, I won the prize for the Best Toast of the
Mary replied, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here' s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
Oh, that is so very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John' s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled Jeeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub
with a toast about you, Mary."
Mary said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he' s only been
in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull
him by the ears to make him come."
my face if u
more thumbed no
3 never ever again