A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they' d found, the first
little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat
back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him Just what it was.
it' s a period," said the little boy.
Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
Damned f I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing
one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot