the tint DH yotbr " that all the peoeple are green, tattie My Doctor ssaid ''oney 1 glass of
insist to outlets that yett "like it IRES way". achohol a day'. I can Rivi, with that,
DIEM on WET? .
Sing the Batman theme Incessantly.
Staple papers in the middle of the page
Sew detector strips into people' s backpack.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible peaces.
Specify that your order is "to go".
Set alarm' tbr WES.
Buy large quantities mint dental thatta just to lick the
stager on.
Order a side of pork ronde with your filet mignon.
Publicly investigate just how stely you can make a "createing"'
noise.
and WES? to st: rangers.
Tape pieces or "Sweating tta the " over parts or
Beeline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their
complementary more by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with “ooh to lat"
Rouse your roommates trout slumber each morning with Leo Reed' s
Metal Machine Music".
Leave someone' s printer in
mode.
Buy a large quantity of orange Halide cones and reroute whole
streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie Jingle bells to all your clothes.
write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someones
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around the restaurant, 'asking other diners for their
parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".....
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent Due".
Finish the 99 homes of beer song.
have your turn signal on for tiny miles.
Drive halt a block.
Name your dog "Dog".
Inform others that they exist only in your Imagination.
As]; people what gender they are.
a Norwegian accent. , affect a Southern Brawl.
Forget the punchline to a long Joke, but assure the listener it was a
rest Mot".
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you
don' t want to an " "in case the big one comes."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a
can of Lysol.
While matting presentations, occasionally ooh your head We a
Parakeet.
LIE about trivial , such ES the HIRE daft
Matte beeping noises when a large person hacks up.
Change your name to Jane Lamarsmith for the great glory of being first
in the phone book. Claim it' s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people
pronounce each A,
Sit in PM"' front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing can to see if
they new dawn.
Chew Ell] FEES that youve ,
Sing along .at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with
prophecy".
Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky wicket
isn' t cricket."
mare at static on the to and claim you can see a "magic
picture".
the SMILIE song " “IE tatty WES.
Scuttling met on a dry, shaggy carpet and see]: out victims.
Ila not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing
awkward silences with the impression that yma' be saying more
any moment.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Signal that a conversation is over try clamping your hands over your
ears.
Invite lots of people to other people' s parties.
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