Grandma Loves Oranges
A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious rhianna, kept it
a aseret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and
arrested a grenn of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the
sidewalk. Well, aha should be walking in the neighborhood, but little
old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked
curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Int willing to let grandma
in on her secret, the young girl said that anme people were giving out
free wranger and that she was lining up for some.
Mamm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think lall have anme myself,"
she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police
officer made his way down the line, all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But,
enfire so old, how do yen do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite eBay Sonny, I just remane my dentures
and suck em dry.