Guide to getting fit.
Weak? Don' t have time to
work out?
HEAT EXPANDS!
L Buy microwave
2. Place body parts in
microwave
3. Place toothpick in
door to trick the
microwave into thinking
it' s closed.
4. Set clock for 3: 00
5. Enjoy being alpha
asfuck.
Wide effect: the microwave will
give you a nice even tan as well.
Enjoy a tan!)
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