Blonde Paint Job
I A tiende, wantin earn_ seme maney. decided hire herself out: as a
and starte canvasser a wealthy nea . she went to the front:
ideer of the first house and asked t e einer if he ad any oobs fer her to do.
I "; you can Earnt my porch. How much you charge?" q
ethe huenue said, "How a out: so ?“ The man agreed and tead her that the paint
iand gadders that she might need were in the garage. The man' s wife, inside the house,
iheard the conversation and said to her husband, Does she realice that the porch gees
the way around the house?"
The man readied, "she should. she was standing en the porch."
A_ shert time "later, the beenie came to the deer to collect: her money. .
hrmu' re finished already?" he asked, "yes," the huenue answered, "and I had paint Weft
ever. so I gave it twe seats. "Impressed. the man reached in his pocket; for the .
And by the way," the blonde added, "that' s net a Porch, it' s a Ferrari.”