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How much was a loaf of Brad in 1975? if
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To find the answer, we must first quantify the value of Brad.
So how much is a human life worth? According to research by Stanford economists, a year of human life is worth
about , 000. Wolfram Alpha mils us that the average age of a person named Brad is 35 years, and that the
average life expectancy’ for a human male (worldwide) is about 69 years. Assuming that procuring a loaf of Brad
involves cutting down a Brad in his prime, we would be depriving him of 34 veers of life - a value of , 386, 000.
Next we must decide if a "loaf" is a unit of volume, or a unit of weight. In the UK, government regulation defines
a loaf by weight: 400 grams is a "small" loaf, and 800 grams is a "large" loaf. So let' s go with weight, and let' s
split the difference and assume that we want a medium sized loaf of Brad... that' s 600 grams, or about 1. 3
pounds.
Since the average weight of a human male is 166 pounds (according to Wolfram Alpha], we can assume that
Brad should sell for about , 421 per pound - which, using our previous loaf weight of 1. 3 pounds, sets the
price for a loaf of Brad in 2010 at , 340.
Finally, inflation must be Factored in. According to an inflation calculator at western. com, what cost , 340 in
2009 would have cost , 7 in 1975.
Thus, it is safe to say’ that a loaf of Brad in 1975 could be purchased for , 710. 72.
Additional answers from our users:
Typical of this site, the answer above is very Eggcentric, when there is no indication in the question as to
where the 1975 Brad was to be purchased.
Brad - in 1975 - was a rarity in Ireland, and research in the vaults ofthe Natural History -
referenced with the data from the Irish maternity hospitals, show that a loaf of was retailing at
However, as the questioner has not specified f the Brad in question is an adult or a child, we need to
again, this time with the League of Irish Undertakers. Their files tell us that - at death -
the average Brad cost , 749. 37.
Therefore, the answer to the question depends on how mature the Brad in question is required to be. The
maturity/ price is a sliding scam.
This answer - obviously - only applies to Irish Brads.
When Ireland joined the European Monetary Union, it became illegal to trade in male humans for fun or
profit.
Priceless! - not the loaf, the question!
And a final word of apology to Brad for any inference that he is a loafer.
Cine Pitt without a Jolly (1975).
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