You know the world is going Ciggy when the best
ranger is a white guy, the best golfer is a black
gna, the tallest gag in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss
hold the America' s Cup, France is amusing the US.
of arrogance, Germany doesn' t want to gen to war, and
the three most powerful men in America are named
Bash, Dick, and Colon. --Comedian Chris Rock