my dad thinks im a retard
so i told my dad getting these for him for christmas. told him. "a shoe with
three toungs will make you the most badass person alive. he was like WTF? i
continued to say" youll wear them down the street, then the hottest chick. a
fucking 10 will see you. ditch her boyfriend. and say "with 3 tounges on a shoe
you cant get more badass than that" then BAM instant blowjob, rite there on the
street. then youll come home and thank me for these badass kicks."
point to the story is that my dad thinks a fucking retard