Annoyed at Tumblr and
like much monies?
SCIENCE
HAS THE
Call up a few bros.
1. Buy a toll of magnets and have a
he smash them up.
2 Bake cakes, like ofthem.
3. Mix the smashed magnets into
the batter.
4. While baking. Mild a steel
reinforced reactor core with two
cooling towels.
We all know that fat chicks can not resist delicious cake.
Post on Tumblr that than will be the can and give the
location next to the reactor.
Like a heard oi buffalo. they will come.
Show them the cake and tell them to
chub up!
When you lull out of cake, and you will. tell the Tumblr
Tubbies that there will be mnore cake served ill side the k
building.
he tip:
that' ts a
whole an at an
have other bros heir
out by tricking or
pushme them in with
a cam prod.
r when the fatties
dind out that the
We cake is a lie, they
luau will be raging and
Begin to explode!
Now we have radically charged lat molecules flying around.
The bits oi mamas that were in the cake they Just scarlet!
down will attract the molecules having them collide
The magnets cause more collisions, those
collisions cause a chain reaction that gives
Mt tremendous amounts of heat!
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