The Weddin Rin
A man who was born and bred in Woodbridge , Western Australia
went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis.
Assuming to the nurse attending the operation, the patients girlfriend
found the FINE In his pants potart,
She didn' t know he was married and she was so mad she used
petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.
I turn know what‘: worse:
I) Having your girl friend find butyou' re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
Tough call, You decide,