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f We' rte chased her maintenance, and have shut off all the
exterior lights, including those in drive- thru. We also put a
sign on the drive- thatg menu stating were closed. A car pulls
into , and I put on a headset. All of this takes places
via drive- thatg speaker. J
Me: "Hi, Cm sorry, but we' re currently closed fer maintenance.
Bur ether legation dawn the street will be happy serve
Cu. -r. tamer: "Hey, we just need a minute. Your lights are off,
and it' s hard see the menu."
He: “Berry; I said we' re closed fer maintenance. That' s why
the lights are eff."
He: “Berry; I said we' re closed. Bur ether store just a few
blacks dawn the street will be happy help."
fr. he - Eill vs their order. J
Cu. -r. tamer: "Hella? Did you get that?"
Me: “gives up“ "Welcome [restaurant]. Please listen
carefully as our menu options have changed due the store
being closed fer maintenance. For service in English, please
press ens." "‘switches m French' “Fleur service en Frances
dew." 'switches m Spanish' “Para a serviced en
Esper" iel, prestine per fever a numero Hes."
f Faint laughter as the rest of the car' s passengers start
la urging. J
other passengers' "uh.,. ens?"
He: "Thank you fer calling [restaurant]. Bur heme tof operation
are 7 am 3 am, except , because we are closed...
due... ... maintenance. Please leave a message after the
squeal of tires as the car peels away, the rest of the
passengers killing themselves la urging. J