As it was discussed in the patent for Troll '' s,",
invention. l mirage is l Miei optical illusion created by light
being reflected by heat.
hat follows describes l cheap.
simple, patent pending technology
that uses the same scientific principle
behind mirages to produce realistic
we , T images-
How to build l hologram projector:
Get a large bucket and line the inside with
aluminum Foil. keeping it as smooth as
possible. Secure in place with duct tape.
Get an electric hot plate and put it inside
the bucket. secure in place with duct tape.
Get an image projector and cut a
hole in the side of the bucket
just big For the lens of the
projector to fit through. Secure
in place with duct tape.
In case '' were an idiot and
didn' t do it already. take a picture of
yourself. with your whole body visible. and edit
out the background. Load it into the projector
and secure in place with duct tape.
Once properly configured. the hot plate is switched on. with the knob
adjusted to the highest temperature setting, followed by the projector. The
aluminum Foil acts as both a conductor to the heat and a reflective surface for
As the column of hot air rises. light from
the projector is diffused over the surface
of the foil. The result is an incredibly
realistic image. known as
with the convenient carry handle of the bucket. '' can easily take the
machine out to find new and practical uses for your holographic likeness...
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