My hands get dry from choking Bart, but then his tears make a
great moisturizer. Amazing, it' s like evolution knows.
f' ) PMC) ct filth via Hooter' rte
Saw the horror movie "Date Night." This is why I tell Marge our date
nights should be me watching wrestling while she makes waffies_
11: 30 PM via
Marge spent an hour last night watching "The Event": me trying to
get up off the couch.
9: 15 PM via
I hear this year big changes are happening on "House" - now he' s
gonna be wrong SIX times before Finally being right.
Ir. t. 5 PM Sep 27th via
My summer goal was to eat my weight in hot dogs, but I failed.
Every time I ate one, my weight went up- That' s cheating, hot dogs!
PM Clot Eth via
I' m a big tan of New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady.
Which Brady kid was he? Bobby? Marsha?
9: 30 PM Dot via
I once tried out tor an NFL team, but they turned me down,
because based on my IQ testing I had already had eight
concussions.
T, thumbs first "M"' e.
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