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Masturbation question? please helm?
you guys just listen to what I have to star. I am really really cana. egd ole so a while
ago Ivar's masturbating with an egg and I was just about to organism when ail of a
sudden my vaguest tilted sucked it up It was like a vacuum', and not pat a regular
aar: uur: 1 it was like a homer or a . ‘tron know. the ones ehere the guy talks
about the -.rar: u;. I: nearer losing suction’? Yeah, my tag is a heat.
Anyway, I was so scared and spent the rest of the night trying to tweet out that egg
So the other day! was playing basketball in gym and the egg fell out! Into my I
was too afraid to take it out and people probably though I was growing a men or
something Sol didn' t take it out of my underwear unlit I got home and the ***** was
My vagina is a vacuum and a pot oi boiling water. It hardboiled an egg!
kn not dorm So I put it in the fridge because I didit know what else to do. A ample
hours later. my dad was eating an egg salad sandwich!
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