I' m not racist, racism is a crime
and crime is for black people
I was raping a woman the other
night, and she cried "Please, think
Why don' t black people go on
They' re not falling for that one
My girlfriend is a porn star,
She is going to be so pissed off
when she stratis out
A black man takes a girl home
from a nightclub
She asks, "Show me it' s true what
they say about black men".
So he stabs her and steals her
I Just had a water fight at the park
with some local kids.
Homines a match for me and my
No Pughub, I don' t wanna play
poker, I' m at work
My wife' s star sign was cancer,
and it' s quite ironic how she died;
She was attacked by a giant crab
I called up that rape advice line
the other day...
Unfortunately, it' s only for victims
My wife came home crying
yesterday and she asked me to
console with her; So I hit her over
the head with my Xbox
I was at a cash machine when an
old lady came up to me and asked
to check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
So here I am, in the internet
cafe with the biggest fucking
nigger behind me, watching
every word I