Today, I was in the bathroom brushing my teeth while my boyfriend took a
shower. I hang my loofah on the shower wall when I' m not using it and until
today. did not realize that it hung at about waist level. What made me notice
this? Watching my boyfriend use it like a tetherball with his penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got
on the bed on all fours and proceeded to crawl towards me saying ‘My
precious... my precious" m Gollum' s . FML
Today, I asked my fiancee, what he liked most about being in a relationship
ital?, me. His answer? ll can watch your boobs without being called a perm"
Today. I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with _my sister. I was happily
biting into a burrito, when_ I saw a man m his car m the restaurant parking
lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML
Thumb or not, this llama will still love you
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