Homer Simpson's Words of Wisdom
Homer Simpson' s Words of Wisdom
When will I learn? The answers to life' s problems aren' t at the bottom of a bottle -
they' re on TV!
Bingo! I love that game, but I can' t remember what to say when you win.
Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life' s problems.
Whales the point of going out? We' re just going to wind up back here anyway.
Lisa, vampires are make believe, like elves, gremlins, and Estamos.
Save me, Jeebus!
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that' s even remotely true!
I' m not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!
Well, crying isn' t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food.
I don' t hate your mother, I just won' t be sad when she dies.
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn
something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain - remember when I took that
home firemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually!
Maybe, just once, someone will call me Sir' without adding, ‘You' re making a scene'.
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