Hardcore advertising: Headphones
FUCKING JESUS, JOSEPH, DIVIDEND MARY
holy hell look at these fucking headphones.
can you ever be as fucking solid as these revisted
metal assfuckers are?
i don' t think so, niggertits.
heres a run down for your dysfunctional ass:
they can stretch to cover any sort of head so
ifyou' re a disfigured little cuntfuck because
your mom smoked crack while knocked up
with you at least you can enjoy some fucki rig
tunes
they come in digitalized army camoflauge so
that if you ever get lost in a rest of mode
you' ll blend in like a nigger in a toilet
they have bullets so people know that
fucking with you is a god damn mistake
even if you cant hear shit out of them it
still makes you look infuckingcredible
even cripples would get out ofyour way
when you have these on
fuck that, cripples would give you their
god damn wheelchair so you wouldnt
have to exhaust your energy looking so
good in these
jesus fucki rig mary, my cars feel god damn useless without
having one ofthose heaven artifacts wrapped around them
just thinking about it is giving me a painful hardon
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