Aggron stats mother****er
So, what' s your favorite Pokeamon'?
BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT fehl' T AS AWESOME
AS THIS HERE AGGRON
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Myrna is basically what yeah get if yen pat
en a mains. WHAT THE!
WENT E
r. this shit nnt: Wiggum' s not
uh a steel type, hat he’: a rash type. These are
like the the mast badass types in the game " this
1,: ' . . nigga* s tangier than diamonds. are a
Stiill 794 POUNDS “F has hut ? ! ttg' 8 SHIT. same:
m' gnl' ' r' hitch an en foe her birthday - she' ll seek
F AGREEMENT year e en e 'Tot guarantee
I What does your eat? Berries? Poffin? Handmade shit Hem
a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE
E FUCKING GROUND. Not anly that, but he claims an entire mountain
as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try lo step on his turf.
And hell even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit.
HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME
TECHNICAL SHIT
he ' s got this new -salted head smash. It' s pretty hutch the ,y. mutest new ever - he
headhunt: yam at full three with his steel spikes and shit, The
nurse has Mil) use passer, Huron has till use att. at.% and his ability reel: head prevents resent
damage. What this means in nrm-. is that
AGGRON WILL Fult. t. l... i, 'YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What' s that? Fle' s ton slew? . what yeti say faggot, cause Aggin just used mck
polish and is gettin' a. rould. your like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain' t he faggot ass
hedgehog, this is the ... ti.. t. Agree. ready to KKK year as: to hell and heels. Think yen
can exploit _ geen.’ s. _ sses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOL. E, Aggron' s ready to metal burst
year pussy aft" . . p.. r. . tit back at you, And as if that wamm' t enough badassery to last a thetime,
Agree can we the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, rear.
stealth rock, fuck I don' t even know, All I know is you needle
GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON
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