Hardcore advertising: Hats
Hats. That' s right, Hat
too see that? they' re so fucking good I
capitalise the 'H'
Fuck yeah, you' ll be the , willingest,
hippest motherfucker on thestrokes with one
of on your head.
It' s got feathers in t man. You think these
bitches are Rake? Hell nan that is real 10th%
fucking HEB . The made
this don' t give a FUCK about animal rights, as long as
you look like the moist fucker around. That' s these hats are; man. Fuck yeah.
mu see that strep there, too? You don' t like Emu can rip it the fuck Mt That' s your ,
But you can bend me undertand drill for oil in myfucking rectum ifyou don' t think this is some
tithe mast styling shit you have amen, goddamn.
Holy fuck. Oh no way. Stop the fucking press. Fucking stop it
Do you see this shit? I am fucking mean this shit
comes in different colours, loo? Fuck yeah it does, nigger,
You got a brown shirt instead of a black one? Slap this cunt on
your ounce and you' ll be snorting mew a nu he wagon by
lunchtime, no shit
Fuck; I bet you can men change the feathers moo want ta that' s
how farthest: hat making dudes are willing to goto make you one
happy little fucker.
Oh you are fucking with my head now, colors? Fuck: Hum
thu see the trim on this cunt' s brim? That shit won' t brain’, either.
I behind could pope fucking hernia before tearing that melee
If you don' t have one of these cunts by the end of the week. you might as
well tie your dick to a turbine and give the pilot a big fucking thumbs up,
because you won' t get to use that fucker without one of these fuckers.
Goddamn
for MOAR hardcore advertising!
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