MR T FACTS
1. Once, Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel had an arm
wrestling match. Mr T wen.
2. 23. That' s the number of people Mr T has pitied
in the time it took you to read this sentence.
3. The original Asteam was going to be called the
and involved Mr T and six of his
genetically engineered clones driving round in a
solid gold van. Unfortunately it was cancelled after
they caught every criminal known to man in the
4. Mr T wen a staring contest with a statue.
5. When Mr T created the alphabet, he put M, R and
T in separate places so people could learn to
read without fear.
6. Statistically speaking, you are more likely to be
pitied by Mr T than you are to have feet.
I Mr T' s DNA is . It didn' t put up with
the other strands jibbablabba.
3. Mr T and Superman once fought each other fer a
bet. The loser had to start wearing their
underwear on the outside of their trousers.