One day, 3 dead men went to heaven, God stopped them at the gate and told
them, that heaven was too crowded so they were only letting in I out of 3 people,
so he interviews them, to see which had the worst death.
The first man starts, well, I came home from work early, because I thought my
wife was cheating on me, so I checked the whole house and found my wife
naked in bed, then I saw him, dangling from the balcony, so I grabbed a hammer,
and started smashing his fingers, and he fell, so, to make sure he was dead, I
went and got the fridge, and toppled it over the edge. But the effort of pushing the
fridge off the balcony gave me a heart attack that killed me.
The second man walks in and says, I was exercising on my balcony, when I fell,
and grabbed onto the balcony below me, then, some wierdo with a mallet comes
over and smashes my hands in, the fall didn' t kill me, but then a huge F' 8%' eif
fridge topples over and crushes me.
So the last man comes in, well, he says, I was in my girlfriend' s house hiding in