Three guys arrive at the pearly gates of heaven at around the same
Time. ST. Peter asks the first guy how he died. The first guy says," Well, I came
home from work early one day and found my wife was in the bedroom putting an
her cloths, and I saw a cigar burning in the ashtray. Nither of us smoke so I looked
out the window and saw a guy run out of the building and trying frantically to hail
down a cab. I was so enraged that I drug aur refrigerator aver to the window and
dropped it on him. I guess the strain of lifting it gays me a heart attack."
ST. Peter nods and lets the guy in. He then asks the second guy how he
died. He says," I woke up late for work so I ran out of my apartment building to
catch a cab and a refrigerator fell on me."
ST. Peter nods and lets him in. He then asks the third guy how he died.
The guy says," Well, its a funny coincidence, I was completley naked and hiding in
this guys -"