If you are easily offened, do not read
And I mean you will have to be easily offened
Old man and a little girl are
walking through a forest.
Little girl says, "I' m scared"
Old man says, "your scared? I
have to walk back alone."
What do you call a black woman that
has had seventeen abortions?
What' s a pedophiles favorite
part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
I Why did Helen Keller' s dog kill
You would too if you were named
Whats long, black, and dirty?
The unemployment line
I went into a job interview for a
position in babysitting, and They
asked me if I have ever watched
And apparently "from the car"
Was not the answer they were
As an airplane is about to crash, a
female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, "If I' m
going to die, I want to die feeling like
a woman." She removes all her
clothing and asks, "Is there someone
on this plane who is man enough to
make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt
and says, "Here, iron this!".
Well thats it... for now!