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1' m the reason Donkey Kong Jr. hasn' t been in a Marlo Kart the origanal- 1 swear 1
only threw that banana to slow hlm gown, 1 never meant to put hlm In a . Goo
have mercy on me."
Before ggot my wangs, 1 was Just a regular Woopa Whoopa. You have to no some pretty
unsavory megs to get promoter around here. 1 wwll newser tosee Homer' s glam barbed
perils and the horrible thangs he made me tlo wath It."
1 mus people wath barrels. Sometimes 1 steal crates from warehouses and go
buck wleo on homeless -EIL: . 1 usually let them me."
Any tlmb a hero shows up to save the princess, It'll hlm that she' s In another castle just
to fuck wath hlm. She' s usually in the shitter-"
1 have no Idea why we' made so many Marlo Parties. 1 cont men We haying mules.
To rather Just have a gum naght watering Garden State wath my ."
Honestly, 1 don' t get nearly as often as It seems. Must tell my boyfriend that
so he' ll leave me alone for a Alitle walle. ‘What are you golnx tonight?' ‘wanna come over?'
1 rented Garden State again.' HEW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING TU WATCH GARDEN
STATE AND ANY DON' T you JUST BUY IT AT THIS PLIGHT!?"
My partner Is always tryong to steal treasure, but the only treasure 1 new Is our .
Sometimes when 1' m feeling down, I' ll look at hls face and know 1' m golnx to be "
1' m pretty sure my best menu wants to fuck me."
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