TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE
TOWN-
AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL
THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE 'TWO OLD GEEZERS AND TO BER MANAGER, ‘GO UP TO THE
FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN ELATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I' M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WONT KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE?
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR
BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS,
YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!‘
DEAD? SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?'
WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER? HIS FRIEND SAYS, ‘COULD BE
WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH?
A WITCH Ir.?. _ WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, ; SING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE
FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW, TOOK MY TEETH PTTH HER
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