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I' M SKEPTICAL...
Thefaceless imbeciles at Wallmart never cease to amaze me with their shenanigans.
Tappita me Achi. Ash/ Ewwi.' y Casheer,
I was buying some printer ink when I heard this retching sound coming from the next aisle over.
Being the inquisitive guy that I am, I went to the end ofthe aisle and peeked corner. What I saw
there I shall never be able to forget.
You know how typically a woman who is hours away from birthing would notice the Increased number of
pains, and not decide that it is a perfectly good time to purchase a new laptop at Wallmart?
The sight before my unwilling eyes at once astounded and even sickened me. A
tremendously obese blob was lying in a pool other own bile, with a huge stain of
else on her (Chantilly long} dress. Her legs were spread, to my horror, out
me. Emerging from of her vagina was a baby' s head (at leaste hope that' s what it was).
I couldn' t wrench my eyes away from this foul and yet interesting sight. She continued to spew more and
more bile into her immediate surroundings, while all the time screaming loudly.
Ely this time, a crowd was gathered around both ends ofthe aisle, while her
ms ban stever was nowhere to be seen. In fact, the mentally slow greeter actually bond ed
his way through the crowd and yelled at everybody "G back) This is a tremendous event in this young
lady' s lift, and she deserves privacy?"
Privacy? Really?
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