THE BRO CODE PAR Tll
11. Do not torpedo single friends.
12. On a road trip, the strongest bladder
determines pit stops, not the weakest.
13. Before dating a buddy' s ex you are required
to ask his permission. If he grants
it, he is however allowed to say, "man, your
gonna love the way she licks your balls"
14. Women who claim they "love to watch
sports" must be treated as spies until they
demonstrate knowledge of the game and the
ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
15. If a mans zipper is down, that' s his problem,
you didn' t see anything!
16. No man shall ever be required to buy a
birthday present for another man. (in fact, even
remembering your best friends birthday is
17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over
the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you
who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a
18. While your girlfriend must bond with your
buddies girlfriends with in 30 minutes of
meeting them, you are not required to make
nice with her gal pal' s boyfriends-
low level sports bonding is all the law requires.
19. Unless you have a lucrative endorsement
contract, do not appear in public wearing more
than one Nike swoosh. _
20. When stumbling upon other guys watching a
sporting event, you may always
ask the score of the game in progress, but you
may never ask who' s playing
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