Dead Baby Jokes Compilation
What is the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
Cine is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, and the other one is " watermelon.
What is blue and yellow and sits on the bottom at a pool?
A baby with slashed ‘Hooks.
What is red and yellow and Hoots in the pool?
Floaties with a slashed baby.
How do you make a dead baby Hoot?
Take your toot aff at its head.
What is the diiference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my cleats alt before I iuma on my trampoline.
What is the diffrance, between a Porsche and a 100 dead babies?
idon' t have a Porsche in my garage.
What is the difference between a dartboard and a dead baby?
Dartboards don' t bleed.
What is red and creeping up your leg?
An abortion with .
What is pink and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with Forks in its eyes.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
How a, you turn a dead baby into a cat?
Freeze Ir, and then run it through a bandsaw.
A baby red from a cannon.
What do you call it when it lands?
How do you make a baby stop crawling in circles?
Nail its other hand to the Hoar.
What goes "Flop, Flop, Fizz, Fizz?"
Twins in an acid bath.
Why do you put babies into blender: Feet tint?
Se, can see their expressions.
How many dead babies does it take to paintt house?
Depends on how hard throw them.
What is the worst part about killing a bob ,
Going blood on your I',,',,,,, costume.
What has tour legs and one am?
A doberman at a children‘ s playground.