Phantom Blood but it's hastily described in gt formatleafwithfunnyremar zawarldoAdjust content blockingContent Blocking Block Anime?nextrandomComment Prev Next that picture is probably tiny but I can't do **** about it on phone Anyways, hello there! I've looked at my original attempt at this and cried a bit, but now I feel slightly better about myself. So today, I made a refined, less wall-of-text version of me crappily describing Phantom Blood. Enjoy. (Or don't, I'm not the thought police.) A hastily made, spoiler-ridden description of Phantom Blood. >carriage crashes, rich guy with smol child thinks douchebag looter is hero and gives him a promise >fast forward, smol child is now teenage Jonathan Joestar and he is spoiled >JoJo does gentleman things and such while being bullied >suddenly some douchenozzle named DIO appears >Dio the Dannykicker is a total cunt but the rich guy only cares about his manners (because that's all he notices) >Dio proceeds to be a cunt and ruin JoJo's emotions because **** that guy right >************ even burned his dog more than a ****** Korean chef >suddenly JoJo is happy again >some waifu made him feel good about himself >Dio kisses his waifu so he doesn't feel happy >suddenly, fistfight >Dio whines like a little bitch because Dio >crap happens afterwards and a bunch of years pass >rugby champions Dio and JoJo hate each other but decide to just play Britbongistan's predecessor to American football >they go do some stuff but wait rich dude is sick >JoJo studies some **** and finds out Dio's father died of the same sickness >by the power of blaming Dio, he blames Dio and is correct >he takes the medicine and hires people to take care of his dad for a bit while he goes to London >gets attacked in London and is successful in not dying thanks to everyone's favourite character in this part, Speedweed >returns after a while to confront Dio with some law enforcement individuals >Dio puts on some edgy cosplay mask that gives him superpowers >JoJo casually deals with the vampire dude and runs from his burning home along with HereComesMaverick >finds some guy who teaches him how to breathe properly and weaponize the sun's deadly laser >a bunch of **** happens that no-one gives a **** about and he confronts DIO >he does a bunch of damage to Dio and flees the scene >he then gets together with his waifu and they **** offscreen I guess, I don't know >they go on a boat, ************* >surprise, it's everyone's least favourite blond guy >DIO >he kicks some ass but fails to not get stuck in an underwater box >JoJo's waifu survives because she's got that dank plot armour that JoJo used all of during everything else >and thus ends this confusing thing's confusing beginning My goal with this was to take the one I made before and refine it a bit. I hope you enjoyed this. As for those who saw my first attempt at this, what do you think of this refined version? join list: ThisLeafRarelyPosts (13 subs)Mention History nextTags: jojo | greentext | format | phantom | blood | end my life +37 -Favorite +Favorite Unsub from leafwithfunnyremar Subscribe to leafwithfunnyremar Unblock User's Content Block User's Content Sub/Block Channels zawarldo:UploadUnblockBlockSubUnsubsubs: 1222 FJ needs your help to survive! Be a hero, support FJ via Patreon: Receive hats, username change ability, no ads, colored text, and more.