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Level 59 Patrollin
GUMP, The Gypsy Warriors
I, the best reason to play a paladin I PM EDT
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lye noticed a lot of complaints about paladins lately, with regard to their low tips and limited combat options. But what players are
forgetting is the main reason Blizzard programmed paladins. Paladins were not desgined to be hybrid tanks/ healers, as many claim.
Instead, paladins were designed to be played while downloading pornography
Paladins have roughly zero amount of combat interaction, thus making them the perfect character to play while downloading massive
amounts of hardcore pornography. Simply target a monster, hit "l", and minimize your window. Then sit back and enjoy amazing girl
on girl action.
Because a paladin takes about one full minute to kill a monster, you can leisurely browse the erotic and pornographic fruits ofthe
internet, without much concern ayer your paladin' s Welfare. After a miniute, I go hackle Wow, and usually my paladin is still aliya and
ready to toot the corpse. This is what makes grinding so pleasurable and convenient for me,' the abilty to simutaneously watch girls
have sea with each other and level up at the same time. I doubt any other class has such an elegantly designed system, and I
applaud Blizzard for their foresight in crafting a character that I can play with while playing with myself.
DPS? Who needs it? The quicker I kill something, the less time I hare to watch my boobies. Combat interactable Underrated. Id much
rather interact with the girls writhing on my computer screen. Yes, a paladin was created for the sole purpose of suiciding a fight while
you stream hot porn directly to your computer That is why we hays the high armor class, the healing ability, and the low, low, DPS.
As for / P, nothing is better than getting into battlegrounds and soaking up the honor points while I watch girls take their clothes off
for money filmy the minimum of interaction is necessary fora paladin to perform, and it is this very quality that I laye most about my
paladin. I doubt rogues' get any time to watch porn while trying to and rack up combo points, and I bet shamans habent seen a
single naked breast while figuring out what totem to throw down before choosing which shock they are going to cast next.
In addition to grinding, we have several defensive options during combat that also allow us flexibility to download porn. Hammer of
Justice allows us a quick (ii second glimpse at naked women while our opponent is stunned, and Edythe Shield allows a leisurely 12
seconds of quality time. Indeed, paladins have cornered the market on the pornography during playtime of World
It saddens me that many paladins do not take advantage ofthe main functionality eitheir character, and are in fact lobbying for
increased UPS or more combat options, unnecessary that would only harm our pornography downloading efficiency. Instead,
we should thank the fine programmers at Blizzard for crafting a character that is great to grind with while grinding your loins-