most fun ive ever had killing emus by throwing magic anvils at them
honestly from the bottom of my heart i dont expect anyone to read this or play the game cause fjrs have the attention span of an autist going grocery shopping with his mom so ill give you tldr up front
its a game that was made by drunk devs and you should be drunk playing it, still, funtimes and and easy to pick up the controlls on a controller instead of a keyboard.
so i recently played the game, to its completion, and completing all sidequests, and now i wanna pitch the game to yall.
its an unfinished game that was literally passed between two teams and like three possible companies in its development. its clunky, weird, and honestly, a really damn good time if you play all the sidemissions you get. it has so many references that it got away with because nobody played it, even an entire sidemission thats an entire jurassic park based island. you get oculus which are like scout eyes with radius you can float around with, you can buy a boat to sail, you can buy teleporters you can pick up and place anywhere you want, late game skills are crazy when you know what youre doing, like archery lets you double knock two arrows and aim them independently, but at level 50 with a pendant that added to the skill i could aim and shoot 15 independent arrows on a cursor, the spell system is stupid hard to understand but when you look up guides you can start doing things like summoning a small army of giant monsters, or dropping anvils and cows and rhinos on the enemys heads, the melee combat is funny as **** cause they got their hands on a motion suit and had no ****** idea what to do with it so the legwork is hilarious, your player is like bant savage 500, the traps in this game actually look like theyre terrifying with bear traps that have like, 9 inch long nails instead of little teeth, if you buy an instrument you can buy songs and actually turn the game into mideval rockband for a bit. play for tips, pickpocket, you can even buy a little sailboat.
the big problem is, they have all the components that make games good in this one game but like, none of it is finished. its still fun as all hell to go on. i reccomend it. its like if assassins creed, darksouls, dragonage, dark messiah of might and magic, and a medieval fantasy sim all got together in an orgy and had a bastard child. seriously your character is like, one of the nicest dudes but his voice sounds like its gone through a rock crusher. **** i love this game. its worth doing if you have nothing else to do and you wanna do sidequests for pop culture references.
and you could super tell when the devs just stopped caring about making a game that makes sense and tried to make just fun things to do.
fuk i wanna play it again.
also i reccomend looking up the cheatcodes cause the thing actually lets u access debug menu in game. even on console. you can change everything from levels, to camera render distance, even teleport your character. beware that there is plenty of **** that can sort of break your game. like i had to start a whole level ove cause my character clipped behind some stairs.
the video dunkey made about it is actually just a bunch of footage from the ****** two worlds one, and the video that Yahtzee did about it was, well yahtzee was always a bitch but after he described his arrow experience it was clear he was using a keyboard, and i cannot stress enough the need to play this game with a controller.