A Tale of EA's rise and fall
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Dom is staring at walls
stalone of the games features are actually shown
best selling game on the black market of all time
kids take notice this and start playing it for the desire to be black
latecomer best selling game of all time
toword Gabon has died of suspicious causes
had been nixed a second time, destroying Nintendo
a‘ v' alve has been bought out by EA
l“ ~. malignity Dug goes after . A Thill‘ s Joint flaps, attempting to emulate EA' s success
420 is released
Smells trillions of copies
every game ever combined
is overlord of the gaming industry
Only one man is left between them and total domination ofthe world
ems name is Todd
Besthesda barely survived the massacre when Fallout 420 just outsold Call of Duty. Blazed Warfare by 5 copies
will hope seems lost
Toth) develops a plan
the raised by the of Fallout 420. Todd and a team of highly skilled scientists bring Lord Gabon back from the grave, only has brought a friend
name is Tupac
Toegether, Todd and Gabon work together to create the greatest game of all time.
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i: EA Play 2024
Battlefield 840 reveal trailer is suddenly hijacked by a new stream A better stream
Peeople worldwide and in shock, as their computer monitors are painted by the image of Tupac playing the all new demo of Half Life it The Fallout Scroll.
world loses its shit.
very man becomes so erect his dick bursts
Eevery woman swirls out 10% of their body fat.
elite October‘ 21st, 2024
Bill] and The Fallout Scrolls are released on the same day
sells over a silmarillion copies.
840 sells 42.
tr Todd and Ethan stand victorious. together, as the true overlords of the Gaming world