Fuckin Awesome Turtle Facts Comp
All turtles are left handed, which is why you
rarely s them using s cis s ors.
Turtle, spelled backwards, is " tun,” which is also
the Spanish word for "turtle."
Turtles cannot hear keyboards, making most
music from the ' meaningless to them.
Seeing a turtle fill from a swing set was what
inspired Sir Isaac Newton to develop the theory of
gravity, and hearing a turtle speak was what inspired
him to lose his mind.
Turtles write in binary, but read in Hebrew.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the popular
cartoon, movie, and toy franchise from the mid ',
was actually based on a true story about four
teenage) turtles who crawled into a mysterious and
testis puddle of green s] Arne. The turtles were quickly
admitted to turtle hospital and died weeks later from
the resulting complications/ Though the films were
true to the story in many regards, the crime fighting
was mostly a fabrication.
In zero gravity, much unlike other a. nimals, turtles
remain mini and comfortable. This has led many
scientists to propose the hypothesis that turtles are
Turtles never lose their baby teeth, fueling their
animosity towards the tooth fairy, or as turtles mil
The lack of clothes is mostly what makes a turtle
funeral so casual.
Turtles are immune to most poisons, even lava.