>I was only nine years old
>I loved Trump so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
>I pray to Trump every night, thanking him for the white privilege I have been given
>"Trump is love", I say, "Trump is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Trump
>I called him a cuck
>He slaps me and sends me to my room
>I am crying now, because my face hurts
>I go into my bed and it is very cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I fell something touch me
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear, "Make America Great Again"
>He grabs me with his powerful giant-sized hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I open my wallet for Trump
>He fills my wallet with a small loan of 1.000.000 dollar
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Trump
>I can feel my GDP tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Trump
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my border with his wall
>My dad walks in
>Trump looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Lock her up"
>Trump leaves through my window
>Trump is love, Trump is life.