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    true-story: True Story Bro

    Got a funny story from your life? We all have crazy **** so share it here. This is all OC and excerpts from our pathetic or more likely epic saga of a life!
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    Public Bathrooms
    **** all them bitches, be proud of your manly bathroom noises!
    +1517
    By: flyslasher
    02/05/2012
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    College Life
    im studying......
    im uh....taking dream psychology.....
    +1033
    By: konradkurze
    03/07/2013
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    This is so true
    +865
    By: mrmojito
    01/06/2014
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    Sad Truth of Crumpetland
    sad how the Brits seem to love building sardine cans to cram their people into and pretend thats living, hell your average american college kid in a studio apartment has more room than your average brit home
    +848
    By: konradkurze
    04/16/2014
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    True Story in LA
    thats what you get when you send a terminator to california
    +819
    By: konradkurze
    08/02/2013
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    The Death of Funnyjunk
    slowly but surely, FJ is dying...as the site and those that 'manage' it engineer removing all things attractive to grown up members and warp the site to only appeal to pre-teens
    right now its just anything that can be deemed 'sexual'....but its pretty clear the noose will tighten and all our jokes about race/religion/politics will be axed for 'offending people'
    +798
    By: konradkurze
    10/21/2013
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    The Glory of Post
    anyone else have serious issues with the postal or courier deliveries......
    like hell....some **** ive had delivered looks like jim carrey delivered it.....including one package fro mthe UK that looked like they trained a ******* seal to transport it, the box had water damage like mad
    +782
    By: zsosahaal
    01/01/2015
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    Feminist Logic
    +720
    By: konradkurze
    10/26/2014
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    97

    A day in the life of Internet Explorer
    no matter how hard they try, they will never be able to repair IE's bad reputation
    +714
    By: konradkurze
    10/25/2013
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    Locked Eyes
    Happens every day, and I always end up doing the same thing. Really freaks out a lot of people.
    +574
    By: flyslasher
    02/04/2012
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    Canadians actually can get angry
    just tell them their fave hockey team sucks balls, and watch the rage come
    +555
    By: konradkurze
    05/21/2013
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    Dont ---- with Booze
    im sure those of us who drink would agree with this....when youre at an event that comes across as the type of place to serve booze and some dick offers you goddam fruit juice....yeah you'd be kinda mad
    +553
    By: konradkurze
    07/06/2014
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    Our Glorious Leader
    Recently on FJ, I just tried to contact admin to ask him a question about how the site rules are applied, he took the QUESTION as a THREAT, and banned my account
    thanks addy
    +424
    By: ---htlordkurzt
    09/26/2013
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    Popular Opinion
    seeing a number of pretty negative comments on FJ, got me thinking
    according to alot of people, this pic best describes what they say
    +329
    By: konradkurze
    10/14/2013
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    115

    Easter Island Explained
    raises the question
    has anyone ever tried this...WHAT IF there are huge ******* pez candies inside them and the island was just the display shelf for the dispensers.....
    +306
    By: skalathrax
    02/27/2015
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    just give the cat pats bazinga boy
    +294
    By: flaviennealienne
    04/26/2018
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    He who purifies Funnyjunk
    Im sure alot of us have seen this little guy overreact to minor things and flag the **** out of them
    how many of you have posted pretty tame stuff and still been hit?
    +275
    By: konradkurze
    10/25/2013
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    McEvolution
    Do you want fries with that?
    +247
    By: konradkurze
    05/06/2013
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    We've built....the people
    Youre ****** up, Im ****** up
    actually, who isnt ****** up?
    +235
    By: konradkurze
    07/12/2013
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    How Futurama should have gone
    Seriously....when Professor Farnsworth invented a Deathclock he should have made a Dethklok......now THAT would have made the year 3000 ******* awesome....and brutal....
    imagine Dethklok with spaceships and lazers....
    +212
    By: konradkurze
    07/02/2014
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    !party time!
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    By: flaviennealienne
    06/19/2018
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    The Conspiracy Chronicles
    +21
    By: flaviennealienne
    04/28/2018
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    just give the cat pats bazinga boy
    +294
    By: flaviennealienne
    04/26/2018
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    anonym-us
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    By: flaviennealienne
    03/06/2018
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    Dark realisations

    What's the most horrifying thing to ever happen in your life? I'll tell you mine.
    Once upon a time,
    There was a bottle that was used for milkshakes, and milkshakes only. Like, literally. This bottle had a long bendy straw and it was from Disney Land and it has mickey mouse and all that **** on it, but that's irrelevant information. Now, this bottle was left on the table in the living room for an undisclosed amount of time. Being the fat ******* neckbeard I am, I devour and drink every last left over in this house. Now it is deep ingrained into my very soul that this bottle is used for milkshake, and milkshake only. So, I took a big sip from it because, you know. If it's being left there, i'd hate for it to go to waste. It DID contain milkshake, but what entered my mouth through that bendy straw; was something that could only be described as vomit. There was a sickening realisation of the sin I had apparently committed. I rushed to the kitchen to spit out this abhorrent sludge that had invaded my taste buds, I tore the lid off the bottle and emptied its contents. What came out was a thick lumpy substance that smelled like puke. It had then dawned on me that the fireplace was on at some point and had curdled this milkshake, and ol' ******* here tried to drink the damn ****. I felt very abused that day.
    +1
    By: eurgh
    03/11/2015
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    Easter Island Explained
    raises the question
    has anyone ever tried this...WHAT IF there are huge ******* pez candies inside them and the island was just the display shelf for the dispensers.....
    +306
    By: skalathrax
    02/27/2015
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    Get Some NUTS
    Take that speedwalker!
    you get some NUTS and run like a real man......
    +6
    By: zsosahaal
    01/01/2015
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    The Glory of Post
    anyone else have serious issues with the postal or courier deliveries......
    like hell....some **** ive had delivered looks like jim carrey delivered it.....including one package fro mthe UK that looked like they trained a ******* seal to transport it, the box had water damage like mad
    +782
    By: zsosahaal
    01/01/2015
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    125

    New Years Resolutions
    what are your new years resolutions and how many weeks do you think you can pretend to keep them up before you get bored and tell yourself 'maybe next year'
    +10
    By: konradkurze
    12/27/2014
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    Feminist Logic
    +720
    By: konradkurze
    10/26/2014
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    97

    The Internet in a nutshell
    we all have to agree....theres too many kids online who act like they own the internet and butthurt over people having different opinions, as if the whole wide internet and everyone on it has to conform to their ideals
    +9
    By: konradkurze
    08/27/2014
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    Map of Native America
    found this and thought it would be good to look back at the original people of america, though they arent 'indians' so the picture is kinda misleading in that regard
    +18
    By: konradkurze
    08/01/2014
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    Dont ---- with Booze
    im sure those of us who drink would agree with this....when youre at an event that comes across as the type of place to serve booze and some dick offers you goddam fruit juice....yeah you'd be kinda mad
    +553
    By: konradkurze
    07/06/2014
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    Some kids never grow up
    seriously....some people are childish many years after hitting adulthood.....and for what...thinking drawing retarded **** on walls makes them cool? some people can be perfectly sane yet act more retarded than actual retards....at least actual retards have an excuse for the **** they do
    +12
    By: konradkurze
    07/05/2014
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    How Futurama should have gone
    Seriously....when Professor Farnsworth invented a Deathclock he should have made a Dethklok......now THAT would have made the year 3000 ******* awesome....and brutal....
    imagine Dethklok with spaceships and lazers....
    +212
    By: konradkurze
    07/02/2014
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    Stale Prince
    What really happened in the ghetto, ****** dont play around in west side vs east side
    +13
    By: konradkurze
    06/21/2014
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    Manly Men
    Manly Men need sex and food......and women need to know when to provide each
    +13
    By: konradkurze
    05/18/2014
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    What are we doing with our lives
    Not much really.....we're all here on the internet arent we?
    +8
    By: konradkurze
    04/28/2014
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    Sad Truth of Crumpetland
    sad how the Brits seem to love building sardine cans to cram their people into and pretend thats living, hell your average american college kid in a studio apartment has more room than your average brit home
    +848
    By: konradkurze
    04/16/2014
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    When Girls Turn Bad
    Hopefully this one goes better than the past few.
    +4
    By: victorybell
    04/13/2014
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