Turn back time
>Be Grandpa,1970, Age 35 and very Greek, like (Just got off the ******* boat greek)
>Have very successful Greek restaurant called BBQ
>Own business with brothers
>Brothers called Basa and Harry
>Have an eternal rival who is Turkish, owner. Has a disco restaurant thing across the street to my Greek perfect restaurant made in the image of Zeus.
> It's a club or something, Haha the place is so old it plays 60s music. Get with the times.
>Reading my (News of the world) Paper
>Suddenly I hear a bang, "What the Lamb is that?"
>I check it out and the idiot across the street threw eggs at my store again
>**** you J.typewriter
>Grab biggest and mightiest butcher knife named Moustakas
>Run outside into the street
>Guy retreats to his ****** restaurant/nightclub
>Couple days later he does it again but this time one of the eggs hits my daughter (Aka arenas mother)
>BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS!
>Grab Knife and charge him again
>He retreats to his ****** Nightclub/whatever again. Big locked doors because doesn't open till late
>Go down to police station but they hate us minorities. Tell me "If he's also one of you sand monkeys then you deal with him. We haven't got time for you people".
> Explain Greek and Turkish are different ( He don't wanna know )
>He say's "Anyone who isn't British is a sand monkey".
>Fine you Málaga I'll do it myself.
>Nothing happens for awhile
>Suddenly my son Nick gets slapped for trying to stop rival from egging our Restaurant.
>ENOUGH IS ENOUGH I AM THE LAW I AM SON OF ZEUS
>Grab Moustakas (Butcher Knife) get my brothers and we charge his nightclub
>He's locked it. But this is the 70s. I don't give two *****
>We Kick down the door
>Charge this piece of **** face to face
>Beat the crap outta him
>Drag him by his legs outta his club
>Beat him more
>Beat him more than more
>Beat him more by reading him the menu of our Restaurant ( Note: I asked my grandfather this in detail and he confirms he did read the menu to this guy lol)
>Bring in nick and tell him to smite him down
>Nick slaps him "Good boy nick you will take over the restaurant one day"
>The guy begs us to stop
>He tells us that he was jelly of all my superior business.
>We yell at him and tell him to stop or next time we're going to kill him.
>He agrees and never bothers us again
>I explain to him that "Money is money" and the best store wins in life.
Fast forward to modern day. 2021.
Sitting with my Grandpa. "So like whatever happened to the guy." My grandpa looks at me.
"Sometimes what goes up, must come down.". I look at him, "What ?".
He looks back at me, "Yes".
Love you, grandpa.
Got loads more on the restaurant. Let me know if you guys want to hear them.
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