Hello fellow Schizos, Travelers, Spook Crew, and Friends. Stay awhile and listen! The time of Halloween is upon us, and with it, many tales of ghosts, ghouls, demons, and monsters. After my successful “Kentucky Fried Spooktober” ******** led to many of us sharing tales of beasts and happenings in the Appalachian region, I felt it would be in the spirit of the season to share some of my own experiences in greater detail. Some stories are bite-sized, some of the early ones may have details from others to fill my memory gaps, and one in particular is easily the scariest moment of my entire life.
Inb4 “Fake and gay”:
I don’t blame anyone for being skeptical, but these are my real experiences. Even if you don’t believe a word I say, I hope the stories are entertaining enough. I do discuss a bit of religion in a couple of stories, but keep it all in good fun and try not to tip your fedoras too hard. If these experiences have taught me anything, no one really knows the nature of our world and how terrifying it can be sometimes.
Also, if you just so happen to be someone who has heard these stories from me in real life and manage to find a spot here in FunnyJunk as well, Howdy! And please keep it cool.
Anyway, pull up your favorite horror game or movie soundtrack or enjoy the ambience provided. Dim the lights. Grab a snack. Get comfy. Hope you enjoy the ride! Feel free to share your own stories at the end!