"Donkey!" Shrek shouted. "Yoo been shaggin' me lass!"
"Shrek!" Replied Donkey. "It's not what you think!"
Shrek wasn't having this and grabbed Donkey by the tail and swung Donkey around into a tree breaking his jaw. Shrek took off his trousers then he threw Donkey's back on the floor and teabagged him with his enormous planet sized testicles. Then Shrek forced his fat wang in Donkey's gob and pissed inside of his mouth. Donkey broke free and spat the urine out. Shrek then grabbed Donkey's ear and pulled it next his lips. "Now Donkey, there were a wee bit o' spunk in my pee and we ogres donnae take kindly to people who donnae swallow!" Said the ogre totally hell bent on revenge. Then he grabs Donkey's hind legs and stamps on his gonads and pulls on his legs until they tore right off his hips. Donkey was absoloutly screeming his head off. "Remember when I said ogres are like onions? Well we're like lemons, too!" Shrek said while picking a lemon from a nearby tree and ripping it clean in half. "They're both gonnae sting the ***** outta ya!" Shrek pushed the halves on Donkey's snapped thigh bones using them like orange juicers and made them spray lemon juice all over the massive sores. The pain was so unparallel Donkey screemed "Kill me now! I don't want to live another second!" "I havvae finished yet!" Said Shrek holding a rope in hand, the other grabbing Donkey's tail and drags him over to a tree and ties the rope to a high branch. Shrek ties the other end to Donkey's scrotum and hung him upside down from his ruptured testicles. Shrek walked away for a moment and came back with a hammer and some rusty nails. Shrek poked Donkey's head with one of the nails and hammered it straight through his skull and into the pain receptor of his brain. Donkey tries to scream again but he was out of breath from screaming from the earlier torture. Shrek hammered more and more nails in until Donkey died from having all the blood rushed into his head.