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ff’ t unicorn fluffy pony is pregnant.
is, iif) i': fathead's a feral earth pony.
bi f E typical litter is three to five fluffy ponies.
believe you could stand to have two more.
take every precaution to make sure your fluffy pony is not a victim ofthe dreaded
buy five copies ofthe Sunday paper, a paint bucket, and a very large bottle -
the night you believe she will have godchildren, you lay out paper on your kitchen Mor.
fill upthe paint bucket with water.
HYOL, cook your fluffy pony a plate of spaghetti that you hide in the refrigerator-
HYOL, gently carry the very pregnant fluffy pony to the kitchen.
apartment only has a shower and if it were big enough you would have done this process there.
set hoedown so that she is looking out ofthe kitchen and not towards the bucket.
HYOL, then get very, very drunk.
Ht doesn' t wellthat pony has avarge idea that it is an expecting mother.
Must as you' re about to finish offere bottle, it begins.
f Halda poopies[ Ean' get to wita box!”
squeaks as she tries to hold it in.
spring your seat and take out the bowl of spaghetti the refrigerator and immediately set it down in ffront of her.
Skeptical." she exclaims-
Allthough it is impossible for herto move in concurrent state, she still tries to crawl toward the hood, which is out of reach.
shoot her horn as she manages to levitate one noodle atraction of an inch.
Wihile she does this, the first child pops out.
forgoted put on gloves, but it' s too late forthat now.
quickly sex the defenseless baby.
llt' s a male Pegasus.
are an incestuous lot.
can only put up with two more
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Beefore the flaffy pony can squeak, you drop it into the bucket of water where it drowns.
llt' s betterthan releasing it into the wild or giving it up for adoption.
Wan skettis" your/ t pony exclaims as she continues to try and move even though she is completely hat on her
ems second baby pops out.
male earth pony.
Mn the bucket he goes.
Amorality hits you as you imagine them drowning.
Pherhaps this is a bad idea.
again, maybe it is not.
you give the extra flaffy ponies up for adoption, the people who claim them might do worse things to them than what you are doing to yours-
Tummy hum,” she groans, giving up on her midnight snack.
mewls a little as the third pony shoots out-
re going to need a new pair orleans loserthis.
newborn is another male earth pony.
Maaybe this male earth pony will cause do this exact same thing if it survives long enough in the wild.
almost vomit as you toss it into the bucket, but not before it squeaks.
Wat dat? Dat baybeh?"
tries to turn around, but it' s no use.
fourth and fifth ponies squirt gettogether.
rains male Pegasus.
male earth pony.
splash they be takin' a bath.
Baybeh?" she asks, still tryingto turn.
were the odds?
your luck has always been pretty poor anyway-
Just. . Just hold still, okay?" you say to fortify pony, swallowing hard.
don' t know how you' re going to explain this to her.
might have to reset her memory, which seems just about as kind as what you done.
dead babies in the backyard alterior finish offbeat bottle.
Wan see baybeh! Momma fluffman see barbell"