Mission: take down the Charlie Hendo terrorists
Team Result Result
CAG (Delta Force) Terrorists dead, hostage
rescued without police ever
tunnel into house, stab
terrorists to death.
DEVGRU (Seal Team Six) Chukkas terrorists captured, genitals taken
Alpha Group KSK infiltration through
doors, windows, and chimney.
GROM what hostage? USAF 36 bystanders killed, all
spend so much time planning 46 of 3 suspects confirmed
that terrorists give up and leave. dead.
A SAD SOG nearby orphanage mistaken for
house. firebomb kills- and
causes - in damage.
4 Fl LC
HJK/ FSK go home so as not to offend get lost, wander into Ukraine.
muslim neighbor. unit captured and repatriated.
SAS mission complete, only two Compel Group arrive at same We as Alpha
rounds expended. group. no survivors.
SASR mission complete, only two
rounds expended. does anyone else smell
team could only afford two who? maple syrup?
wait, they' re already
Danish Jaegers drive car into house.
go home because the hostage NASAS tern 93?"? Imouta fuel Dr ammo.
isnt jewish. rides Kiwis into battle.
Spetsnaz entire town destroyed. kebab removed. hostage
diagnosed with PTSD.
Swedish SOG Navy SEALS
Korean UDT Task Force 88
for the last fucking time,
we' re not Team Rainbow!
MARSOC hostage turns out to be
oh shit, we have to do
countertenors shit now?
SBS see UDT, but with more whiskey Ariston
BONE GIGN wait them out.
Green Berets get locals to kill the terrorists Foreign Legion hostage rescued. terrorists
for them. recruited.
Army Rangers guard post office while real SOF
team deals with terrorists.
blame attack on capitalist west.
hello i am america you
give hamburger or else
Chinese SOF hostage deemed acceptable FGSDF what' s ?
mission accomplished. Iae-)"