So, what' s your favorite Pokeamon'?
BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN' T AS AWESOME
AS THIS HERE AGGRON
was ill THIS Bill!
Hyman is basically what yeah get if yen put
en a dinosaur. FEET THREE
FEET A
r. Cheek this shit Dill: ' s net
l anly a steel type, hut his a rank type. These are
like the he mast badass types in the game - this
nigga' s teacher than diamonds. Diamonds are a
FSM OI? "gira' s best fafnir? TACE 'mtr Mm). dlet INN
mt'' ll' ? hitch an Hyman for her birthday - she’ ll seek
E" ‘I Whatdoes your eat? Berries? Poffins? shit Hem
a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH, STRAIGHT FROM THE
E FUCKING GROUND. Net only that, but he claims an entire mountain
as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try step en his turf.
And hell even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit.
HELL YEAH, SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING !
it We are sets
lithely dealt
NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME
TECHNICAL SHIT
Se bigbren’ s got this mess head smash. It' s pretty ninth the nearliest mere ever - he
headhunts year newness at full terse with his , steel spikes and shit. The
mate has lid use pester, Begun has lall hare attack, and. his reek head prevents resell
damage. What this means in is that
AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What' s that? He' s ton slow? Better Watch what yen say faggot, cause Aggin just used rock
polish and is gettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain' t dagget ass
hedgehog, this is the mothertrucking Agree. ready to kink yhur ass tn hell and back. Think you
we exploit Aggron' s weaknesses'? THINK AGAIN, Aggro's ready to metal burst
your pussy attacks right back at yen. And as if that wasn' t enough badassery to last a lifetime,
Aggron can also support the rest of the faggets en his team with shit like thunder wave, rear,
stealth rock, fuck I don' t even know, All I know is yen need
GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON
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