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Guns Blazing

Like, in real life, if a robber kill a hostage people will blame the police.
But here they have no regard for how many innocent lives get's wasted in the crossfire.

Like, it is ridiculous.

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By: thelizardlord

12/03/2014

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By: profhershellayton

03/17/2017

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Good Guy Overkill

I mean, Payday isn't about killing cops. It's about robbing banks. Killing Cops is a big part of it but it's still not the main goal.
So they put of bunch of cool guns in a DLC, people with money buy the DLC, the money goes towards creating more heists and new content, that will be free.

These guys knows how to go about DLC.
Not just make a game but leave a bunch of content out and then force people to pay if they want to finish their game.

I like Overkill.

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By: thelizardlord

12/04/2014

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#GTFU

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By: profhershellayton

06/10/2017

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Laying down the law

get the thermal drill guys

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By: zoroso

01/29/2015

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Cops Are Attacking the Safe House!

The person behind - You need to login to view this link is now doing a weekly payday comic
featuring John Cleese as Aldstone

>tfw you always tell the crew to handle defending the safehouse

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By: profhershellayton

03/14/2017

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Clover is a prostitute

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By: thelizardlord

12/20/2014

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BULLDOZER, STANDING BY

"DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA HOW ****** YOU ARE"

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By: easter----uh

11/27/2014

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Cheese Sandwich

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By: profhershellayton

11/10/2017

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When Guns Fail you

Why does the drill always jam? Doesn't it realize I have somewhere to be?
Does it hate me? Or does it just want attention?
Shhh shhh don't cry drill. Daddy is here.

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By: thelizardlord

12/04/2014

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teaching newbies payday

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By: dndxplain

08/02/2017

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internal trite Eagle

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By: spacekraken

12/06/2019

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Offshore Account in a Nutshell

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By: easter----uh

12/14/2014

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Add DLC to cart

The likeable EA; Overkill.

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By: flutterkrieg

03/22/2015

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Thelizardlord plays Payday 2

>Be thelizardlord
>Fallout 3 keeps crashing, decide to play Payday 2
>Join a game with some other guys from FJ
>Go as Technician, because technology
>Do Rats on Overkill.
>Manage to get four bags of Meth
>Day 2
>We decide to do it peacefully
>We throw all the bags on the truck
>I go up to through the building to collect the info and cash, alone
>I take the money and the Cobra guys unlock the safe for me
>I walk down the stairs, back to the van
>I then type in the chat
>”Meh, I am tired”
>”Kill em”
>My team start killing the Cobra Gang
>I keep walking down the stairs
>My team steals back the meth and throws it in the van
>I throw the money in van
>I realize I just ordered an execution
>I have never felt more powerful

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By: thelizardlord

12/13/2014

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Payday Facts!

The bulldozer is voiced by Simon Kerr, the voice actor for Dallas.

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By: thealmightyantler

02/03/2015

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Da Da Da Daaa

Alternatively: that feeling when picking up a single wad in Payday

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By: hoxton

02/28/2015

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Payday Facts

#1 - On Shadow Raid, sometimes while taking the artifact, Bain will comment "There is only one place we can sell that: Marrakesh". To those of you who need a jokexplain, this is a reference to 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' where near the start, Indiana Jones states that the main antagonist Beloq, "can only sell the Golden Idol in Marrakesh".

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By: hoxton

04/13/2015

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It's Payday, fellas...

Out of the 4000 or so views of my other content, 2 people asked me to do it again. I was never good at math, but that sounds like a majority to me, so here's some more ****.
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By: pootismang

01/14/2015

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Framing Frame

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By: thelizardlord

01/22/2015

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12 Days of Payday Christmas

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12/25/2019

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internal trite Eagle

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By: spacekraken

12/06/2019

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Don Ac Dum

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By: spadeofaces

11/20/2019

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amusing ready Red panda

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05/18/2019

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Low Level Lobbys

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By: wettextbook

07/19/2018

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4 of my favorite achievements!

enkidu in your own time please

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By: profhershellayton

04/11/2018

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Do you know what time it is?

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By: profhershellayton

01/04/2018

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Cheese Sandwich

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By: profhershellayton

11/10/2017

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A totally innocent Golden Grin Screenshot

Choo Choo all aboard the bad taste train

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By: profhershellayton

10/04/2017

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The beidei gnag

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By: spacekraken

08/08/2017

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This is what we call a difficulty tweak

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By: dndxplain

08/02/2017

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teaching newbies payday

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08/02/2017

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OneDown in a shellnut

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By: dndxplain

07/18/2017

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Free Weekend

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By: dndxplain

06/25/2017

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#GTFU

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By: profhershellayton

06/10/2017

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It's salary reimbursment in a 24 hour period pals

~~disconnections, steam id authenticating bs, random crashing for no reason,~~ but god i still love it.

~~I must be a ******* masochist~~

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By: whalebleach

05/03/2017

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By: profhershellayton

03/17/2017

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Cops Are Attacking the Safe House!

The person behind - You need to login to view this link is now doing a weekly payday comic
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>tfw you always tell the crew to handle defending the safehouse

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By: profhershellayton

03/14/2017

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PD2 on mods the threequel

By: spacekraken

03/02/2017

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Guardfielf

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feel free to convert it into a webm for portable dank

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12/25/2016

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